Questions

1. "Did you know if you put a water bottle on your nose for long time it hurts?"

2. "Mom, if people were made out of do-nuts would you eat them?"

3. "How do people know what you mean when you use your tongue?" (Like, with an angry-stick-your-tongue-out-face?)

4. "Wouldn't it be cool if we dug through Earth to the other side and into space? We would have to go through lava though..."

5. "Mom, may I grow an extra finger?" (She was asking for permission...)

6. "Why do people think of dead people with their tongue hanging out? Like this!"

7. "Why is a bottom called a bottom if it isn't at the bottom of your body?"

8. "Daddy, have you ever used a urinal?" *laughs*

9. "Is switching houses illegal?"

10. "What does a review even mean...?"

Madeleine

Jillybeans

1. "I wish lava was cold instead of hot."

2. "I wanna be a vegetarian. But, I can still hunt...I just won't eat them..."

3. "No, capri pants are for french weasels."

4. "I love tearing rose petals."

5. "I smell like smoke and I like it."

6. "Never eat a banana that moves."

7. "It would be cool if the moon was pink."

8. "Paper books are SOOOO last generation!"

9. "I wonder if it hurts laying an egg."

10. "I feel like petting my Yeti right now..." (A stuffed animal...)

11. "Hold on...let me check my belly button..."

12. "Caroline...if you don't play with me right now, I am going to put the dog outside on the porch!" (It was raining at the time...)

13. Talking about a zoo: "I think you could see a pet dingo but not a dead grandmother."

14. "I wanna go to court."

15. "If you want to call him (her pretend husband from long ago) Colorado, that is MISTER Colorado to you, Madeleine."

She is SUCH a weirdo...

Madeleine