"Mom! Is this a blouse?!? Ohmygoodness! I've never worn a blouse before!! This is my first blouse!!!"
"When I get older, I'm gonna be a tree climber...and pick oranges for money."
"My favorite dots are the green ones." (She was eating a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and there are little, TINY, spices on them...that she calls dots. And, apparently her favorite ones are the green spices...I don't know how she can taste them individually...so...?)
"That hole over there looks like where the Lorax came from." (Reference to Dr. Suess' book, The Lorax)
"I found out that it hurts really bad when you pluck hairs by your mouth. Only on top though..."
"Copy that, Roger."
"I wish I had a costume for a carrot." (She meant she desires a carrot costume. :))
"Mom, the ice cream has two humps in it. One for you and one for me."
"That tree looks like it is looking at me!!!"
"That guy's muscles are the size of daddy's head!"
*SCREAMING and singing* "IF YOU NEED A CAR, TRUCK-O-LAY!! WHO YOU GONNA CALL? AUTO MAN!!!"
While looking at a cracker and said in a dreamy voice, "It's like a square moon with craters..."
"I want to be like Daddy...Except I can't pee in a jug..."
While talking about New York and how she wouldn't want to live there: "But, when you go to sleep, it's like 'bing bing bing' all the time."
"I learned that one gallon is a couple quarts and pints and some other stuff..."
"Pirates know how to sleep with one eye open." (She told us this very matter-of-factly...)
"I've always wanted to be in a kangaroo pouch."
"I wish I had a costume for a carrot."
"I LOVE wearing bathing suits because I don't have to wear underwear with them."
Those are french fries:)
Madeleine
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